Sad but true. My name is Lactose, and I do live role playing.
Sorry, but I'm sick of giving out the most complicated URL in christendom so here it is - http://www.geocities.com/companyofcrimson/. It's an ugly old site, hosted on Yahoo, so don't blame me.
And if you wanna see what we get up to at the weekends and follow the 5 year campaign of Victorian and 1920's cake eating and faffin' about in old buildings, than you're a damn site sadder than we are...
Bite me goth boy.