Don't forget kiddies (especially Captain Depper), today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day, and it's your turn in the barrel.
Do you know a staysail from a mizzen top gallant? No? Me neither, but it sounds good and that's what today is all about.
Stick it in Outlook to recur every year. For a few suggestions, nip over to Pirates Realm or there's plenty on the official site.
Go on, give it a go, it annoys the b'jesus out of people in meetings and if you claim it's a holy holiday (and, therefore, part of your religion) there's sod all they can do about it.
Trust me, I live on a boat.