On an personal note, I am aware that as one's body gets older it goes through certain changes to prepare one for later life.
What, on gods green earth, could possibly be going to happen to me where I will need this much soddin' ear hair? Embarrassingly, this ear hair also appears to be, well, ‘ginger’.
Getting old makes no sence. 200 years ago I'd probably be dead by now.
With advances in medical science comes longevity. With longevity comes the Remington nose and ear hair trimmer.
I look forward to skin tags and a hair style like Mr. Fantastic...