Sunday, November 05, 2006
So I'm flying around and I find this amazing cool house, and I go in and it's full of sex 'pose-balls' and this enormous bed. So I thought, "well, hay, there's no body here" and I start trying some out. I'm new at this. This is my first time. I gotta explore, ya know.
I'm there rutting away in comedy fashion. Having sex, this little blue alien, on this big dragon bed with an invisible partner. Giving the pillow oral and everything. Trying the lot out. Laughin' my head off. I look up, move the camera round, and there's this massive naked bloke covered in tattoos and with this ungodly erection, hands on hips, looking right at me.
I made my excuses and left pretty damn sharpish...