Simon is leaving us today, which is a great shame. It's always nice to have a ginger around to make you feel good about yourself.
We did a pint or 2 at lunch and chipped in and bought him presents. This afternoon we made him batter a brightly coloured pinnata horse while wearing a pillow case in the courtyard, just to make sure he had no credibility or self respect left.
Nice chap, but alas he's smugly moving to pastures new. Treacherous little shit weasel ;-)
We'll miss him, but he's not done sod all for weeks so nobody is really going to notice a peak in workload.
Keep in touch Si, and thanks for everything over the last couple of years. Remember what Messenger is for, and be happy dude :-)